I shot the deputy. not the sheriff

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bracelet . PEMA New York

This bracelet is to die for. As in I'll shoot you dead if you don't give me ketchup & sauce for my potato wedges and chips. I confess. Yesterday I relapsed back to McDonalds out of sheer laziness to go grocery shopping. so, um the lady first of all dumps both items upside down in the bag and neglects the mandatory sauce. I suppose my wedges and fries are to have a roman orgy with no lubricant? Seeing as I was on "American psycho" mode yesterday ....long story... I asked her to re-pack my food. Zoom in on her less than impressed face. Zoom out , 180 camera rotation to my Ana Wintour face. You know that look she gives when she's not impressed by a collection? Well McDonalds the presentation of your F/W 09 menu is appalling. I know this isn't Nobu but the last time I checked if I am going to pay for food that will eventually clog my arteries and ruin the chances of me fitting into a size minus 2 skinny jean, then can it at least be presented upright? Maybe next time I should go in wearing my bracelet. That should make them shiver in their boots and sweat like cocktails